"The Feather Always Falls Indian Quest Style"

Apparently today was "Native American Day," so naturally we white folks should celebrate it.

To do so you must have the following:

• A drum
• A didgeridoo
• Beer (aka root beer, vanilla creme soda)
• A clear night
• Colored Feathers
• Fantastic Headbands
• Face Paint
• Enjoyable people
• A killer fire
• Indian names for everyone (ie Water Jaguar, Fox Wind, Little boy who runs in corn fields...)
• A true Native American (someone with at least 1/8 of Indian Blood)
• A Tribe Name (ie Quest)
• A Tribe Motto (ie "The Feather Always Falls Indian Quest Style")
• Indian stories, jokes or songs
• A Japanese impersonator (don't ask)

Once you have all of these things then you can celebrate this wonderful Holiday correctly!

Happy Native American Day!